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Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024
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accounting firm

Accounting firms help clients with a wide array of services, such as accounts payable / receivable, bookkeeping and payroll processing.
An Accounting firm offers the following services to SME;
Tax
Accounting
Assurance services
Bookkeeping
Payroll
by AccountansFinder October 18, 2022
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dishes accountability

When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to
I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep
by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016
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Accountability Culture

No. You're a piece of shit for that. It's just Cancel Culture by a different name except "I agree that he should get fired for that."
Hym "We don't have an accountability culture because the people stalking harassing and stealing my shit are not being held accountable. You liberals always need to carve yourself out a caveat do you?

✌️✊️✌️Accountability✌️✊️✌️ culture

✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ There is no legal basis for any of these and you (the collective you) do actively try to enforce these thing even at jobs that you yourself don't job. Being given an ultimatum is not resigning. And trying to CONFLATE those two things makes you a lying piece of shit. Still, you're using schrodinger's ultimatum and hate speech as post hoc justification for what you're (the collective you) doing to me. And THAT is entirely aesthetic and serves no purpose other than to hide that fact that you are corrupt breeder filth that wants to use your filthy retarded mongrel children both as justification to control other people and to take the law into your own hands. Hate Speech is just as real as God. It's an opinion that you have. But if the people doing this... The intellectual property theft. The stalking. The recording. The harassment. All of it. I will hold the rest of you accountable in THE ONLY WAY I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER TO DO SO. That is all this is. Breeder corruption and my rights being violated to coerce me into subservience and harvest as much from me as possible. Your kids are shit. The may be innocent but you are not."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.
Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?
by Aciesethos June 29, 2011
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Spicy Accountant

Usually a young woman who finds ways to subsidise her living style / travelling by providing sexual favours to older men with a lot of money (Sugar daddy).
"Oh so that's how Makayla manages to travel to all these places - she's a spicy accountant!"
by DukeWilfred July 12, 2025
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Special Accountant

A stripper. This term came from the social media app, TikTok.
“A day in the life as a ✨Special Accountant✨.“
by zyoyzy September 11, 2021
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