Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.
Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.
by The Plum Toucher December 30, 2011
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Dusty Plums

Dusty Plums are the sweetest of fruit. They are plums that are so ripe the skin is almost splitting. They leave you drenched and sticky but they're delicious on a hot summer day.

They're also the term for a thirst trap video including an attractive person biting into a dusty plum and getting the juice all over themselves. The original Dusty Plum video was posted on Threads in the summer of 2024. The OP bit into a overripe plum and let out a primal growl that left many watchers similarly wet and sticky.
These Dusty Plums have me yearning, dude. I can't handle watching any more of those videos.
by 11thMeh July 10, 2024
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Plum Gum

A combination of oils, dead skin cells, feces, and semen. Often found in women who don’t wipe their ass properly and have recently received back shots.
Bob: Are you cheating on me? I can feel that plum gum all over my dick!
by AMadHat September 15, 2024
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Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.
The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.
by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020
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plum nasty

Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.
Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."
by misfo March 16, 2016
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man plum

The lower half and or posterior of a man.
Look at Terry! He’s got that man plum going on.
by PlumEater69 May 29, 2019
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Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.
"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."
by Varentix April 09, 2025
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