Brown the Runway

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"

"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

by @WeMoveTheMasses October 20, 2012

brown mountain

a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit

I gave sally a brown mountain last night and she still has shit in her hair!

by jarik algrich May 24, 2009

Fartwhistle Brown

Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.

Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.

Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."

Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"

by Third Ferguson January 26, 2011

Brown Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when toilets across America scream and cry out for mercy.

Redneck Dan: Man... I ate so much of that danged Turducken and partied it down the hatch with them two cases of Red, White and Blur and Pabst beer that my danged toilet is quakin' at the thought of Brown Friday.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie November 29, 2013

Brown Harmonica

When one performs analingus on a women while fingering her vagina.

“At an orgy, I received a Brown Harmonica from an Indian man.”

by Sheepluv420 August 13, 2017

brad brown

The action when you stick your finger in your asshole and then make a mustache on someone else's face.

Dude i so just want to go up and brad brown him for pissing on my beer.

by Psychoholic July 14, 2014

brown tuna

When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.

I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017