i'm a simple man 

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

i'm a simple man by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017

i'm a ramblin' man 

I'm a ramblin' man refers to the process of ending a sentence with a flourish, generally after a long, non-sensical rant or after a moment of indecision. it can also be used as a greeting amongst close friends. started in bloomington, indiana, this phrase alludes to Lemon Jelly's song "Ramblin' Man".

"Hey Bob, where do you want to eat tonight?"
"I dunno. I'm a ramblin' man."

i'm a ramblin' man by TheLegendOfAbhi February 8, 2010

makes even a real man cry 

Something awful and disdainful, horrific and sad. What makes puppies die and devil salute. When a real man cries it is only because something truly horrible has happened, like a death in a family, betrayal, death of a close friend, awful fight with the woman he loves (if she hurt him) and death of millions. Contrary to popular belief real man does cry, sometimes even in public (as he is not afraid to show that he cares).

When Roger saw the village burn to the ground, little tear slid down his cheek. That sight makes even a real man cry.

makes even a real man cry by Paetar October 7, 2010

a real man 

its kinda hard to define this cuz there is not that many in the real world. but a real man is someone who will hold ur hand in public, hang wit u wit there friends,tell u ur beautiful wit no makeup on and wearin nothin but sweats and a t shirt, NEVER play you, always tells the truth no matter wat, says he loves u more then once a day, has a good future and knows wat he wants in life, RESPECTS U!!!

there is no example of a real man

a real man by MaryEllen and Josephine Wilson April 26, 2011

A leon man

Someone who has a small peen ass (0.000001 ml to be exact).

You: Oh yo man did u hear that we have a leon man at school?

A leon man by Russes Babygorl❤️ February 16, 2019

A fellow man of class 

Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.

The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.

IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.

YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.

A fellow man of class by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

Cartlenterdor / a image of a glass man

A image of a glass man. Appears in Kool Keith live on the Stretch and Bobbito show, 1993. A sample of the show was used in the song "Carnivores Unite" by Blockhead (see below).

"The Cartlenterdor / a image of a glass man...I'm serious this is dope, it's like a image of a glass man, you can't really see him"

Cartlenterdor / a image of a glass man by AriaMeth March 30, 2023