Stacey King

The greatest motherfucking commentator to bless Chicago crowds. Is responsible for making anyone who plays for the Bulls seem better than they are, except for Michael Carter-Williams.

Jimmy: "Bro, that Bulls game last night was Stacey King-ed the fuck out of, I almost forgot we are not going to make the playoffs!"

by JimmyGiantHead June 8, 2017

Slav king

A person that has great power and reigns all over the post-soviet countries. Might be much more handsome than Mr. Putin. The only genre of music that he listens to is slavic hardbass. He is also known as a "Boris"

He is a real Slav king, I bet you! He'il nuke you
The Slav King is the only king of the slavic countries
Who am I to interrupt his majesty Slav King?
When I listen to slavic hardbass I feel like a Slav King

by UberSurale April 21, 2021

King Toe

Its the second toe on a human's foot. The toe next to the big toe. Many cases its the longest toe on the foot.

Kim likes to paint the nail on her king toe a different color than the other toenails.

by Coomdog January 1, 2017

Sport of Kings

It is when you and your friends are going on a camping trip, and no one shits the entire trip. Then when you get back home you all weigh yourself before you shit, then weigh yourself after and whoever's shit weighs the most wins.

So we were playing the Sport of Kings on our 2 day FTX, and Bloggins won with a 5 pound log

by Kosst January 3, 2009

Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe

Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.

by goblin_king June 12, 2017

King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

King Pair

In cricket, to get out for two golden ducks in the two innings of one match, as opposed to a pair which is two ducks in the two innings. Can only occur in Five, Four or Three day matches in which both teams bat twice

Ever been dismissed for a King Pair?

by umpirestrikesback June 29, 2005