She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.
by KC Mojo July 19, 2010
Get the Blazing Blumpkinmug. by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
Get the Hand Blumpkinmug. Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
Get the chocolate blumpkinmug. "Our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. Lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. It was kinda gross...can I borrow your toothbrush?"
by taytay1420 August 15, 2016
Get the chubby blumpkinmug. by ZeroExe July 10, 2021
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
by Na0227 October 4, 2014
Get the Dunkin' Blumpkinmug. I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.
by Fleshdawg October 7, 2016
Get the Thai Blumpkinmug.