2 inch rule

the 2 inches added to the end of a ruler when a man measures his penis.

mines 9 inches, with the costamary 2 inch rule.

by fatassbuddabelly August 19, 2006

2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

An unknown video of a young girl being tortured by her dad for not finishing her supper.

Guy 1: Have you seen 2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's fucking creepy.

by wikiasuckeru June 5, 2020

2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.

That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.

by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010

2 for 1 walkout

When people realize that the restaurant/bistro they enter doesn't have the buy one meal and get another meal for free deal on. So they proceed to make up an excuse and leave the premises.

The chef, the mailman and the venue manager all had a laugh when four people walked in and couldn't get free meals so they did a 2 for 1 walkout.

by DeeCee73 March 7, 2011

2 sided Dildo

A dildo that the top side is a wiener and the bottom is also a wiener attached together.

This 2 sided dildo is amazing for doggy style.

by koolroy98 March 11, 2012

2 Dollars

A way of describing your current self, physical and mental.

I look like 2 dollars

by ITS LAINEY BITCHES April 11, 2016

2 for $20

When you and your lover order the 2 for $20 deal at Chili's, and fuck in the bathroom while you wait for the food to arrive. Return to the table, eat the meal, and fuck again while you wait for dessert.

License to grill!

Chili's is offering the 2 for $20 again, so Ashley and I got the steak, the lava cake, and double oral all for $20!

Whatta deal!

by Giordoma'am August 13, 2016