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Phantom Bug

An imaginary bug that your mind creates when your hair slightly touches your arms or neck, creating the feeling of bugs crawling on you.
-WHOA SHI-- Oh nevermind, it was just a phantom bug.
by Kp1111 July 28, 2011
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Phantom Windpants

crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.

the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.
Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!

Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!

Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.
by Gordan Geldispank March 31, 2009
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Phantom carrot

The feeling that your carrot is still there when its really gone.
Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?

Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.

Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
by vennic18 January 6, 2012
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phantom semi

a semi that is unexpected and litterally comes from nowhere
i was sitting in english and looked over towards my buddy barry white and whispered ''i got a phantom semi man''
by rtard-dan January 16, 2011
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phantom fox

This describes someone(usually female) who attracts you then leads you somewhere while you can only see glimpses of them. This person might disappear after a while of following them around corners.
Hey look out, she might be a phantom fox.
by the shadow of a unicorn May 31, 2017
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Phantom Train

Somewhat like one of the definitions of the houdini where you have sex with a chick doggy style in front of a window, pull out, and switch with a friend which then you go outside and wave to her through the window.

Except in this case you switch with several of your friends and see how many you can switch with before she notices.
Did you hear about Melissa? They ran the phantom train on her and they were 14 deep until she realized what was going on!
by Havoc3187 December 15, 2009
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Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.
Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"
by bguiou November 4, 2010
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