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cunt

CUNT. Cant Understand Normal Thinking.
Used to describe one who is irrational, illogical, or argumenative in trivial matters. Someone who is unwilling to listen to reason. Someone who can be presented with factual information, and ignore the information, continuing to press their point.
Boy: "Mom I left because I didn't feel safe. Jim pushed me and I thought I was going to get beat up."
Mom: "Well I didn't want you to leave. You should have stayed with me. The bible says to honor thy father and thy mother."
Boy: "Well the bible also says that when Jesus was persecuted, he fled."
Mom: "Well that doesn't matter. You should have listened to me"
Boy: *Walks away* "My mom is such a cunt"
by BlackSunRising September 30, 2007
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cunting

Cunting is the sport where a guy and a few buddies go somewhere with a large amount of girls like to the beach or to a party etc...When the guys get to their destination, they break away from each other and go off looking for girls to fuck. The next morning they will all meet and the guy with the most kills(fucks)wins the game.
Tom: yo carson, i just got some gear for cunting;)

Carson: Nice man, u, me, brad, and jonny should go cunting this weekend!

Tom: hells yah!
by King Cunter June 27, 2007
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cunt

ADJ- direct synonym for well-built; also strong, sturdy, tight, etc.; direct antonym of jenky

origin: "cunt" is a very strong, sturdy sounding adjective that should/can be used to describe well-built, sturdy, tight, strong, non-jenky objects.
This table is cunt. (This table is well-built and sturdy)
My cunt's cunt is cunt. (My girlfriend's vagina is tight)

That bed used to be jenky, until I fixed it; now it's cunt.
by mycuntscuntiscunt May 13, 2010
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cunt

A term used to degrade women, which in fact is another word for vagina. So, unless you hate vagina's, woman shouldn't be offended when called a cunt. People who use the word in a way to be offensive just lack vocabulary skills!
Statement: "You're a cunt!"
Correct Response: "Thanks!"
by weedem June 18, 2009
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Cunt

There is no "I" in cunt but there is a "U"!
by Ski F August 23, 2007
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Cunt

An area around the woman’s crotch. Also an insult to an idiot or a dickhead.
fuck off u slag I can see your cunt mate.

Put another a shrimp on the Barbi u cunt

Hello u cunt
by Cock punch November 2, 2019
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cunting

a gathering that involves heavy amounts of booze and always ends in a weird place. can be a night out or a party but must always involve alcohol

originally from the brotherhood of Chad's encyclopedia of knowledge now made public
samuel and his fellow chums gathered in the local pub for a cunting this was not going to end sober
by sillyninja65 December 18, 2019
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