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Fresh thing

A gorgeous young girl who has not been overly exposed to sexual experiences and has garnered no reputation but is most likely going bad and become a slutbitch,,
Guy 1: Do you know her?
Guy 2: Yea shes a lovely fresh thing.
by miguel manuel sanchez June 12, 2011
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Chilly Fresh

To be super cool or awesome. Also used to describe good clothing style. The complete opposite of Thomas Everett Guidrey.
“Do you know who's Chilly Fresh?” “Elisabro, Melani Mariah Hargrave, Brookie Wookie, and Biggie B but NOT Thomas Everett Guidrey.”
by Melaniabro March 30, 2021
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Fresh Chicken

A sexual novice. A sexually limited or sexually inexperienced male or female.
This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.

He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord
Zack: “wait up a fresh minute
Joey: “sure”
by Toxk March 7, 2020
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G Fresh

contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.
In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)

What do you mean, "almost complete"?

Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."

What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?

You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!

I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,

G fresh
by QPower December 15, 2011
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Fresh Suck

When she gets that minty mouth cleaning before slobbing your knob
"Honey, I got you that good Listerine, now give me that good 'fresh suck.'"
by Devardo October 4, 2018
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Fresh Kitty

Fresh kitty is defined as the newest, least used pussy at a party.
Dude 1: Yo you see that fine hunny at the party?

Dude 2: Yeah, but I don't know that bitch's name yet.. She's fresh kitty.

Dude 1: Word, I gotta change that.... Tonight nigga!
by K4TM4N January 25, 2011
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