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Rule 1

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."
by CrLmao May 31, 2020
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v Cell rules

Very important mobile rules not to be broken
Connection detection - Bubble u x x dat come -v Cell rules: Wn ur mss run

lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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The First Rule Of IT

The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy
Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :

when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship
by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018
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Prison rules

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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Rule infinity

If there is a number that has no rule you have to make a rule for it
22222222222 has no Rule, now i have to make because of Rule infinity
by Liriliththeboy September 19, 2020
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The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991
Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.
by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020
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5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.
Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed
by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024
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