shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

hulu rape

The nonconsensual penetration that occurs when you give money to Hulu; due to its’ overwhelmingly aggravating amount of ads compared to any other online streaming service.

Two people watching a webseries.

Person A: “fuck man, they have ads on this website?”
Person B: “at least it’s free, with Hulu you get bent over by paying for a subscription AND a fuck ton of ads.”
Person A: “bro, thats Hulu rape!”

by dirtymustard November 7, 2018

Pandiculation Rape

When you've raped so many people many times that its contagious.

Moe Lester: Dude, my balls can't handle this shit anymore. I penetrated, cummed, raped, and molested so many woman that my son rapes people now. The last time I saw my son was he walked on me fucking a girl when he was 8.
Joe Lester: Damn, thats pandiculation rape. You sound just like my father, I also raped a bunch of fine gals that it went down to my son.
Moe Lester: Ah. That's real nice.

by CartelRRP November 23, 2018

Jason ramey

A total fucking bad ass

Jason Ramey is a wicked snowmobile Rider and an all around bad ass

by Jason ramey November 24, 2018

DIY rape

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.

Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.

by crispypiss December 11, 2018

Dirty ramey

Before eating the ass, cook a hot pocket and eat it half way. Continue by shitting in a cup and topping it with sprinkles. When you’re finished with your creation continue by placing all of the items onto the outer rim of the butthole an spitting on it. When you’re done with that, bonapetite.

Dude last night I brought a girl back and gave her s dirty Ramey, she loved it!

by Bigdaddybuzz69 February 4, 2019

Filter-rape

When a person posts a photo with an excessive amount of filters to the point where they look unrealistic. Usually resembling a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race or a blurred out smudge on the lens with eyes

Person 1: oh my god, is he wearing make-up?
Person 2: nah, he just filter-raped his face

by Tractorgasm April 30, 2019