Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments

Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "

by Loktir October 09, 2022

Bowser Moment

A discord server owner who gets easily frustrated, refuses to add what people want to the server, and holds grudges.

“The owner banned someone cause they insulted his mother, this is totally a Bowser moment.”

by Thugly do the thug shak- August 21, 2023

Deresing moment

A moment of or with Deresing usually in a discord call

*man: 1: it sure is boring alone in vc

deresing joins the call

man: 1: DERESING MOMENT!!!

Deresing: *in nerd voice* DERESING MOMENT

by cappybb February 24, 2021

Della Moment

When you tell a joke and no one laughs/no one thinks it’s funny. Usually called out after a bad joke is told or someone says something meant to be funny and it simply does not land.

“Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” “…Della Moment”

by dpm14 February 20, 2025

social moment

1. That moment when a group of friends in a social setting all stop talking to one another because they're all checking their social media.

2. That moment when you fall out of a conversation with friends and start checking your phone and scrolling and scrolling. No, he didn't write you back yet!

1. "Look at that table! They're all just sitting there on their phones not talking. Are they even friends?"

"Sure, they're just having a social moment."

2. "......... Hey, Jess! I'm talking to you!"

"Huh? Sorry, I was having a social moment."

by Tmacanndra September 13, 2017

Riot Moment

When a game dev/ company fucks up a update to balance something.

Person 1: Bro, Epic games increased the fire rate of the pump. As if it wasnt oppresive enough.
Person 2: That's a certified Riot Moment.

by DoubleDickDan May 14, 2022

VH2 Player Moment

Somebody who cannot cope with the fact that Vampire Hunters 2 is gone from Roblox.

Random VH2 player: PLEASEEEEE ZAC REOPEN THE GAME I NEEEEEED TO GO BACK TO SPAMMING V AND MAKING FUN OF RANDOM CHILDREN FOR BEING NEW TO THE GAME PLEASEPLEASEPELASE OPEN IT AGAIN!!!

Me: VH2 Player Moment.

by Sjcnchdnsian January 22, 2022