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Satomi
Satomi is a very sweet, usually small, girl that may or may not show you her crazy side. If you have the honor of knowing her, you will for sure notice all her hidden artistic talents that don't restrict to her drawings's pen and paper, but also include her photo editing skills. Under the inffluence of alcohol and other substances she historically loses control.
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Satomi • Satomi Hinatsu • Satomi Mizuno • Satomi moment • Touka Satomi • S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome • Satori • Satobika • satorian • sathmi
satomi
satomi by luvsatomichan September 5, 2021
Satomi Mizuno
Born September 10, 1977. A Japanese slut who appear in a hundred or so porno films. Very found of sticking objects up her pussy and her asshole, getting fucked while tied up, having other women finger her twat and her ass, double penetration, and, last but not least, pissing on people. Moving from Tokyo to L.A., she became the biggest Japanese-American slut sence Fujiko Kano.
All of this can be seen on her website Sexysatomi.com
All of this can be seen on her website Sexysatomi.com
Satomi Mizuno by satrain18 October 5, 2005
Satomi moment
The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments
Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"
Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"
Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "
Satomi moment by Loktir October 9, 2022
Satomi Hinatsu
A person who was formerly a showrunner of BFB and TPOT, and the creator of Battle for Rice and Protagonist Object Show.
Satomi Hinatsu by Glorped April 4, 2025
Touka Satomi
Touka Satomi by Wings Of The Magius June 7, 2020
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