two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 06, 2019
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two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair
by Justascot December 11, 2020
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Two uniforms

When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door
There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped
by Nvious September 24, 2020
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Two face

Two-faced is used to describe someone who is increasingly "mixy". If your friend has two faces, that means that he/she will act cool with you, and then switch up like nothing. Two-faced can describe people who snitch on you, talk about you behind your back, or just switch up out of nowhere. Two-faced is used interchangeably with terms such as "fake", "mixy", "oppy", "ratty", etc.
"Niggas looked at me with one eye when they said shit. I can't trust two faces" - AMU Henry Smalls
by DottyFan May 29, 2024
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Two-Face

Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.
"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"
by Natural Mika February 10, 2020
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Two Face

A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.
My "Two Face" cat looks cute from one side of her face but the other side looks sassy.
by Cats for life. March 22, 2022
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Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.
Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.
by WoodenShard November 30, 2022
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