god I wish that were me

Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.

*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me

by lukewarmwolf December 21, 2018

oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

by ChrisLionheart January 08, 2005

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

(N.) The old South Park catch phrase up until 2002, when they stopped killing Kenny and he came back from the dead through the help of Chef's parents and yet another lame Rob Schnieder movie. ("Rob Schnieder is Kenny")

Oh My God! They Didn't Killed Kenny!
You........, Non-Bastards!

by G-Union October 28, 2003

From your lips to God's ears

Idiom expressing a wish that the desires of the person to whom the saying is spoken will come true.

The original, literal meaning of the saying indicates that the speaker wishes that whatever the addressee has just said will be heard by God and answered.

May be used sarcastically, in which case it is roughly equivalent to "good luck with that."

John: Hopefully, my investments are going to return 400%!

Mike: From your lips to God's ears.

by a tiny kitten May 21, 2010

Put your hands in God's Radiator

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.

Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"

by bigboigetbigmoney November 17, 2010

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

A phrase often used by Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski on the animated TV show South Park. Used when friend Kenny is killed in every episode up to season 5 where he dies permanently. Until he comes back in Red Sleigh Down. The reason the creators no longer massacre Kenny is because they ran out of ideas and decided to just make him a major character. He still dies occasionaly like in "The List"

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Kyle:You Bastards!

Kyle:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Stan:You Bastards!

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!,
oh wait, he's okay

Elf:Holy Crap we just killed that kid.
Stan:Yeah, whatever, what's the secret to corporations.

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Cartman:Damn Straight.

Kyle:Oh My God! I Killed Kenny!
You Bastard.

by Some Bored ass Canadian Kid September 05, 2008

honest to god knock me out

also known as "h2gkmo". it was something ariana grande tweeted and her fans started saying it a lot

Alexa: "Look at this picture of Chris Hemsworth"
Me: honest to god knock me out

by hemswerths June 11, 2018