Textpectation

Textpectation is the anticipation or expectation of receiving a text message, often resulting in frequent checking of one's phone.

I have textpectation after applying for the job; I keep checking my phone, hoping for an interview invitation.

by Lane-Games April 20, 2023

textssay

A text message so long that no normal person would ever take the time to read it.

Person 1: *sends this text*: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt… (cont.)
Person 2: Bruh why’d you send me that long ass textssay, I ain’t reading allat

by collegeboardwhore April 28, 2023

Texting Anxiety

The anxiety you get when texting someone, typically most people with a
anxiety have this.

You freak out and fear of not knowing how to respond back, the conversation starts to become dull and now you have absolutely NOTHING to talk about, unless the person your texting comes up with something. you say "be right back" because you feel like you're constantly being judged behind the screen and leave them on seen for days, weeks, months, or even years.

Person 1: I remember when that too!

Person 2: ok

Person 1: sorry I dont know how to start a conversation I have Texting anxiety

Person 2: k

Person 1: be right back

Seen 2 weeks ago

by Puppykittylover June 4, 2023

textpage

Alternative form for Text Message (SMS). From when Pagers 📟 could receive SMS messages.

“I ain’t at home, but you can Textpage me on my iPhone.”

“Send that to my Textpage”

“Go head n Textpage me over on Messenger”

by wgbnax June 9, 2023

textured

The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.

Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?

Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?

Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED

by LinleyGames June 25, 2023

Textpectation

How about "textpectation"? It's when you're waiting for someone to text you back, and you start to get anxious or excited about what they might say. It's a combination of the words "text" and "expectation."

"I hate the feeling of textpectation when I'm waiting for a reply from my crush."

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

Textspiration

The inspiration and motivation gained from uplifting text messages or conversations.

During challenging times, receiving messages filled with encouragement and support can provide a powerful textspiration that fuels our determination to keep going.

by Marc2.0 August 10, 2023