Jake Paul Syndrome

when you watch jake paul so much you become as retarded as him, you wont be able to dab on them haters no mo bish

I hope you get Jake Paul Syndrome, you banana

by Ihonestlyhatejakepaul:) April 19, 2018

Psych-Major Syndrome

1. Term used to describe new psychology majors who begin diagnosing every person around them.

2. Psych majors who think they know everything about topics regarding the brain.

3. Inexperienced psych majors who critique famous theorists and therapists with little-to-no knowledge of how psychology works.

1.

Freshman Psych major; "Oh my gosh! Why does she cause so much drama? She must have Histrionic Personality Disorder!"

Senior Psych major; "No, she's just a bitch. Not everyone has a personality disorder."

Other Senior Psych major; "Dude, calm down. She has Psych-Major Syndrome."

2.
Anatomy teacher; "And this, here, is the Hypothalamus. It is responsible fo-"

Freshman Psych major; "Oh!!! It stores information and navigates! I learned that in my Psych 101 class" *Looks smug*

Anatomy teacher; "No, that would be the Hippocampus. Have you considered medication for your Psych-Major Syndrome?"

Freshman Psych major; "Oh, whatever. They both begin with 'H'!"

3.
Freshman Psych major; "Eww, I hate Freud. He was so useless to the Psychology field. All he talked about was penises."

Senior Psych major *smacks freshman over the head with On Narcissism*

by sike_mayger April 12, 2012

Rainy Day Syndrome

Often abbreviated to RDS.
Rainy Day Syndrome is the instance where one has exhausted the supply of fun within one's household and begins to feel compelled to venture outdoors.

Guy: "Let's see....I've been on the PC and have been on various websites and contracted various viruses....I've tried to breed the cat and the dog....and I've experimented on hobos...I think I'll go outside".

Hobo: "Thanks to that kid's Rainy Day Syndrome, I now have 8 fingers on each hand and a rather large phallus protruding from my spinal cord".

by Shtig December 25, 2006

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

Sean Paul Syndrome

A condition in which a person speaks unintelligibly, and often times having no idea what the fuck he's talking about himself. Coined from the music artist Sean Paul, the creator and original host of this condition. There's only two ways to cure SPS:

1. Beating the person on the head until they speak English.
2. Brain surgery.

Symptoms of Sean Paul Syndrome may include:

1. Incoherent speech
2. Inability to know what you're talking about
3. Saying UH-OH! a lot
4. General annoyingness

by Dark Soul X July 30, 2009

Same Face Syndrome

An artist who has Same Face Syndrome repeatedly draws the same face on every character they draw. This usually stems from a lack of artistic ability or knowledge.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Rob Liefeld's work?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awful. That guy has a serious case of Same Face Syndrome.
Person 1: How is he even getting paid for his art?

by charleychibi February 23, 2013

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009