sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

sucking blueberries by Wonder P March 2, 2010

sucks 360 

When something "sucks all the way around", i.e., 360 degrees.

Sorry about your wife, man. That sucks 360. Should we go teach him some respect?

sucks 360 by JK@M9 March 19, 2010

sucker duckers

fly ass glasses made by Debbie the Glass Lady

Archbishop Don Magic Juan aka the Chairman of the Board of Famous Players EVERYWHERE just got a new pair of sucker duckers to match his iced out bible. chuuuch

sucker duckers by anonypimp December 17, 2010

sucklemental income 

Any extra income earned from sucking dick, performing fellatio, smoking the pole, playing the skin flute or whatever YOU and your click may call it. This type of income is generally not from your primary job/career rather, from blowing crank on the side.

Edgar: Damn girl! How can you afford such a nice ass car on your minimum wage job?

Evelia : Oh, I've been earning a sucklemental income on the corner of Guadalupe and 17th by gargling meat sticks.

sucklemental income by Bobbaganoosh81 August 3, 2011

Sucking the Joke 

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

Sucking the Joke by 8 inches soft September 27, 2017

Cock-Sucking Train Business 

When a group of males, four or more, assemble on a field, indoor or out. One man(Commander) lays on his side and waits for another man(Baron or General) to suck his cock. He comes to the field willing to suck a cock in hopes that another man(U.S. President) will come and suck his cock. The Commander is indebted to the U.S. President and is bound to bring another man(Breaker) the President chooses to suck his cock. The process continues until the final man(Breaker) does not recieve his reciprocal cock suck.

Jeremy Beck: "Hey next week me and a group of guys are gonna get together n suck each others cocks, if u wanna join let me know?"

Izak Brown: "oh hell yeah, can I get on that Cock-Sucking Train Business (CSTB)?"

Jeremy Beck: "Lol, ya if u want in, for sure."

Cock-Sucking Train Business by thetryplethreat July 13, 2010

console sucker 

A person who believes their gaming console is superior to its rival console. Most likely 6-12 years of age. Also has probably never played the rival console

10 year old kid: my Xbox is so much better than your shitty ass playstation fag.

Rival player: what ever you say console sucker.

console sucker by Axel11111000 March 4, 2014