Shit Ship

A fictional romantic relationship that is built on lies and drama. Said ship is cringe-inducing. Feels forced and there's no chemistry between the actors

I can't wait until Adam and Jessa break up on Girls. That's a shit ship.

by ceeloodreamer February 13, 2017

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Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

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shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

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(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.

Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!

by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009

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shit cheese

Shit cheese is a fun name to call someone! Similar to dick head or ass hole but not as derogatory!

Hey Shit Cheese quit fuckin around and get back to work! :)

by Murphy79 May 5, 2014

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Shit Bank

Those times when your in a house full of lazy rejects who refuse to flush your toilet. Then, you walk to go to the bathroom and your toilet is full to the lid with the pissed on turds of multiple human beings.

"Dude, I only wanted to take a shit, but your toilets a damn shit bank!"

"What..? God damnit..."

(2nd guy facepalms)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

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