Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.

“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”

Wayne Valley High School by DubV 69 December 1, 2018

Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo

Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

Shoeburyness High School by Mr.GowerXoxo March 9, 2019

The New School 

Hogwarts, but with eight houses.

It was The New School First Year Sorting.

An Asian girl in a sleek, black coat she made herself put on the hat and sat down. A moment's pause -

"PARSONS!" shouted the hat.

A boy lugging a huge cello and large stack of sheet music (containing his own compositions, of course) came next.

"MANNES!" shouted the hat again."

The New School by UnionSquarez August 8, 2009

National Skip School Day 

Everyone december 2 everyone will skip school on this day.

Sammy: are you going to school on December 2?
Kaelei: Hell no. Everyone is skipping because it’s national skip school day

National Skip School Day by Thethicccgirllll November 1, 2019

ukiah high school

ukiah high school: the school where hippie stoners and yeehaw conservatives coexist, sometimes forming yeehaw stoner conservatives. located in ukiah, california, a town just as small and depressing as the school campus. its the only major public high school in the entire town, so if theres someone u don’t like from middle school, congratulations! ur stuck with them for another four years. the school is known for giving half the student body depression, shitty math teachers, and spending a MONTH on homecoming. everyone dresses like hippie stoner hobos, wannabe Emma Chamberlains, or just hicks. the parking lot is 80% trucks and jeeps and they all park together to assert their dominance. during lunch seniors, juniors, sophomore, and freshies who hide under blankets in the backseat of the car to avoid school security bc they aren’t allowed to leave campus, head over to Raleys to hang out in the parking lot. since uhs is so painfully boring, half the school shows up high or zooted. bathrooms? there’s only juul rooms, and the soap is never full. there’s nothing to do for fun except get drunk,high,and party. u have to go to santa rosa to do anything interesting. people worship the baroza’s like they’re the Kardashians. the partys are either lame as shit or insane, and theres always at least 3 people who graduated 4 years ago trying to get with some shitfaced 15 year old. people either love ukiah high or fucking hate it and if you love it chances are you’re gonna peak in high school.

person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: ukiah high school
person 1: LOL XD slay

ukiah high school by psychedelic cats February 3, 2019

Conserve School 

Deep in the North Woods, surrounded by towing pine, there is a campus, sprinkled with lakes and wilderness beauty. A tranquil place for high school students to learn and grow with 60 other students who share their unique passion and love for life and the environment.

Conserve School changed my life, gave me the best friends I will ever know. It showed me how to live, but more importantly, how I want to live. This is the most amazing place, it is my home.

Conserve School by The Chicago River Goddess November 19, 2014

Normanhurst Boys High School

Normanhurst Boys High School, also referred to as Normo, is a fully selective day school for boys located on The North Shore of Sydney.

Ruled over by the all-seeing Mr Anderson, known as Big Ando, Normo is pretty much run as a private school but with public school facilities. Why? Uniform is strictly enforced and arvos are handed out like benefits in Western Sydney; there is also one functioning air conditioner in the whole school and the bins have probably existed since the Vietnam War. To fix this? The toilets were painted red and the drama room, which is used by a grand total of two students per year, was given a multi-million dollar upgrade. *clap*

But this doesn't stop Normo from being the best school in Sydney. A boy cannot spend his time at Normo without hearing the phrase "holistic education", pushed in his face by Ando at every school assembly. And holistic the boys are. They are the very definition of successful young men: surprisingly eloquent, mostly athletic and outgoing, Normo is unlike any other nerdy selective school in Australia. Not only are we intellectuals (we ranked 12th in the HSC in NSW) but social geniuses.

And with over 82% of boys from the top quarter of society, boys from the school are richer than their nearly all of their private counterparts up the road and in fact in Sydney, specifically PLC, Knox Grammar and Barker College. This is surprising since no boys ever pay their fees and perhaps why the school forever remains a shit hole.

Person 1: What school did you go to?
Person 2: Normanhurst Boys High School!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Where's that?

Prefect: WHEN I SAY RALLY, YOU SAY HURST! RALLY!
800 alpha males: HURST!

Normanhurst Boys High School by bubstos November 12, 2019