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queensbury 

An oddly mapped town where you either run into passive aggressive middle-class white folk, or straight out aggressive hick folk. Full of depressing and popular culture wanna-be's. The school teaches nothing, and the sports team runs the entire schools morals. The people are fake, and popularity contests destroy individuality. If theres anyone to trust, its yourself. Half the teachers are there for a paycheck, the other half to actually teach what they are paid to. 80% of the curriculum is a waste of your entire childhood and adolescent life.
"Yo, that kids from Queensbury? He probably wears either Ralph Lauren or Carhartt."
"I asked for that Queensbury girl to pass the ketchup and she asked why I thought I was allowed to talk to her..."
"Yeah when I asked that Queensbury jock what his midterm grade was he just said 'Varsity'."
"Coach said that all I have to do is stop into his office once a week for a special massage and I don't have to worry about my grades for the rest of the year!"
queensbury by psudonimmie November 13, 2018

pickled queef 

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.
It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar
pickled queef by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

on command queef 

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down
i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef
on command queef by kyliefofo February 27, 2009
A boro that could use some more subway service.
The Archer Av & Hillside subways & a train to LaGuardia.
Queens by SINY_R143 September 8, 2004
A game frequently played in the workplace. It is the act of going up behind an unsuspecting victim and vigorously shoving your index and middle finger into their rosebud (Asshole) and shouting "QUEENIE!" claiming your point and Causing immense shock and laughter. Not very plesent if they have shit skids.
"Oh my god! Tony from electricals just came up behind me and performed an immense queenie!"

"Unlucky for him i leave shit skids.

"Ill queenie you later, bitch!"

"QUEENIE!"
Queenie by Lewis and Dan May 23, 2007
a crabbit old man with no hair
hus that gurnin over there.? o its queenie
queenie by mcgowan2k11mate March 8, 2011