Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

Vlad's Dick

Known as probably the largest human penis on the planet, Vlad's Dick is definetley not an easy task for any woman, only the brave can handle the gurth of such a gigantic and monumental schlong.

Person 1 : Damn, that guy Vlad has such a huge punisher

Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.

by Bartholomew Nigel Alberto November 29, 2020

giant dick

guy with a big schlong

koltyn had such a giant dick last night and he still has it going

by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

dick seeka

A female who seeks the log before the log can find her.

A girl in the middle of the day who's eyes are fixated on crotch when crotch is not fixated on the twat.

by Bundai Bob July 17, 2004

Dick neck

A form of man cleavage. The wearing of low rise jeans in order to expose the base of the penis. The male response to females wearing low cut tops.

Hey broseph, your DICK NECK's really been turning heads tonight." "Suzie, did you see Tommie tonight? He sure is showing a lot of DICK NECK... I'm practically running down my leg!

by Kremsley Furgleberger November 29, 2010

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006