ligma dick

LIGMA dick is when you tell your friend you have ligma and you tell him ligma dick

You:I have ligma
Your friend:what is ligma
You:ligma dick

by Imgoingtogetthemilk November 12, 2021

Kitt Dick

A guy that has a tiny penis and admits it believing that in some way it will get him ass because girls will feel bad for him.

Aww! That poor little guy! He has a Kitt Dick!

by blowmebigfish June 6, 2010

giant dick

guy with a big schlong

koltyn had such a giant dick last night and he still has it going

by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

Sleeper dick

A penis that appears small but grows large when erect. The term sleeper is in reference to a car that appears to be stock and slow looking, but has a powerful engine under the hood

You should totally hook up with him, I heard hes packing.

My friend is in water polo with him and he sees him in the locker room all the time, he said its tiny.

Hes never seen him hard, hes got a sleeper dick.

by PopeyeTheSailorPop21 November 5, 2018

Dick Cheney

Former vice-president. His favorite game is duck-duck face.

"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might shoot you in the face."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006

Dick neck

A form of man cleavage. The wearing of low rise jeans in order to expose the base of the penis. The male response to females wearing low cut tops.

Hey broseph, your DICK NECK's really been turning heads tonight." "Suzie, did you see Tommie tonight? He sure is showing a lot of DICK NECK... I'm practically running down my leg!

by Kremsley Furgleberger November 29, 2010