cum pirate 

one who steals your cum and tries to put it in someone elses vagina to get them knocked up

dude i think that girl i was with 2 years ago was a cum pirate because i have 2 girls saying im there baby's daddy

cum pirate by lushous lou May 9, 2010

cum-baked

Covered in cum

I'm not going to the mall with you, you got me all sweaty and cum-baked.

cum-baked by SFGuy87 July 22, 2010

Cum Arrow

Another word for Camaro.

Kevin K drives his cum arrow down the street.

Cum Arrow by GreenedOut December 16, 2011

cum butterfly 

the act of wiping your face in a hand towel, closing the towel between both hands, then opening up the towel to reveal a cum butterfly.

"Go wipe your face off and lets see if you can make a cum butterfly with it!"

cum butterfly by Skip Towns September 29, 2012

Cum laughing 

The act of uncontrollable laughter during the moment of climax

Ted: "I finally had sex with Christina last night then I started Cum laughing?"

Stuart: "You started Cum laughing some girls hate that"

Ted: "I know but I couldn't help it and she was cool with it, she even started laughing to?"

Cum laughing by AJ34 February 6, 2013

Cum Gully 

the section in the middle of a woman's lower back that forms a trough for your load to be shot/settle in.

A: "Man, Carmen had that backless gown on tonight and really looked amazing!"
B: "Yeah, she's definitely in shape with a cum gully like that."

Cum Gully by Arrelius August 27, 2013

cum cancer 

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

cum cancer by cumdragon April 8, 2015