Holy Cat-hair

An expression of emotion, usually when something light-heartedly upsetting is happening.

Also, "holy cat-hair, man" may be used when desired.

1) Joe goes to the refrigerator for some milk. He finds an empty carton. He says "Holy Cat-hair, who drank all the milk?!?"

2) Susie and Jane meet for a movie. They find they are wearing the same outfit! They say to each other, "Holy cat-hair man, you're wearing my outfit!!?!"

by AmberRoseJr March 31, 2009

Electric Borneo Cat

The ultimate brown cow chocolate milk scam: an animal / person / thing that sounds real but has supernaturally cool attributes. Is there an actual Borneo Cat? Yes. Are there electric animals? Also yes. Does this exist... maybe? Just like compassionate billionaires and fedoras that look cool exist. Can be used as a concept, object, verb, etc.

He totally pulled an Electric Borneo Cat on her and now she's telling everyone he's a platinum premium Uber consultant.

by Electric Borneo Cat Daddy April 21, 2022

Boo honey cat

This is what you say you you’re cat when it’s being too sweet

Boo honey cat you sweetie pie

by Birdie Birdiekins October 6, 2019

crazy cat fetish

someone who constantly feeds a cat in hopes it will sit on your bare lap and you stroke the cat fur and get aroused. Believing the cat won't survive outside without you. Prefer the cat to people. tell your ol lady to leave so you can Carlos fuck the cat.

Carlos has crazy cat fetish.

by countryboomboom December 18, 2021

Black cat bestie

The cunning, jaded friend. Usually paired with the sweet goofy type, black cat besties are suspicious and highly protective. They’re fast to flee and are great at reading people quickly

Tom: I’m talking to this hot girl but I think her black cat bestie knows I’m a fuck boy

Mike: that’s ruff

by Another dumb bitch May 5, 2022

Cat poo lip

Illness caused by cat poo that's made contact with your lip.

I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip

by LJJninja June 28, 2021

Cat-o-clock

1)When you're woken up by your cat. Usually when they're hungry or want something from you.
2)Waking up based on when your cat wants you to.

"My bedroom door has been open the past few weeks, so I was woken up at cat-o-clock."
"Who needs an alarm clock when you've got cats? They'll have you up at cat-o-clock."
"I wish I could get my cats to feed themselves, waking up everyday at cat-o-clock is hard!"

by keetsy November 4, 2021