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New England Patriots

A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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New York Islanders

(n) - noun -NHL Team established in late 60's. Dominated the 80's by winning 4 straight Stanley Cups, but has little luck in the post-season since then.

The NY Rangers suck balls and are the epitome of Over-achieving teams that choke. (also see choke artist for NY Rangers definition).

Suck balls Ranger fans. Tel Henrik to stop choking and try and win a cup doosh-bags
by 91-T January 29, 2014
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New Year Boredom

The post-festive boredom that occurs after the fun and excitement of Christmas and New Year. Often due to the harsh realisation that Christmas does not come every day.
Dude, January totally sucks, I'm suffering a severe case of New Year Boredom.
by raednb January 5, 2011
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New England Patriots

The New England Patriots have re-defined the term "Dynasty". The Patriots are the greatest Dynasty since the creation of organized sports. They are led by a coach who has a better playoff record than Vince Lombardi, Mr. Bill Belichick. The Vince Lombardi Trophy should by rights be re-named the "Bill Belichick Trophy". Thank You.
Steelers fan 1 "We play the New England Patriots this week".

Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.

Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."

Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".
by PatsR September 3, 2008
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new found glory

A fake punk band that has a singer who sounds like he got sacked in the nuts.
by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004
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New Bremen Ohio

A dinky little town in ohio that less than 3,000 people live in. The town has nothing good in it and is practically useless.
Guy 1: Remember how many people lived in New Bremen Ohio?

Guy 2: Yeah, practically nobody.
by cadvann November 22, 2011
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