drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.

last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

monkey face

A general term used to describe ficticious yet highly deviant sexual practices thought up by sad, desparate individuals in the Clapham area of London.

He described how he had given her a 'jam-rolling', but the guys new it was clearly another monkey face

by Jon Locke September 10, 2008

cheese monkey

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.

"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"

by Sirus May 15, 2003

snow monkey

the off spring of a white and black parent

a child with a black mother n a white father (snow monkey)

by infantile industries June 29, 2009

porch monkey

A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.

Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"

Person 2: "Say what?"

Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"

Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."

by Junk28 October 1, 2007

crime monkey

a boy who is forcefully en-slaved to act out any action at your whim. owning a crime monkey, by default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey piss in that cup and have it tested for a sexually transmitted infection...don't look at me like that!! *whips*

by niccy July 24, 2008

Vagina Monkey

A person or persons who are in the vagina almost non-stop (A player or a pimp).

Dude, Max is such a vagina monkey, with all his bitches and what not.

by MonkeyMan22423 October 14, 2011