Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

shootin shit

To bullshit, or run your mouth. You eventually look like an idiot if you do it.

Frank said that he had a fat million, we believed that until we saw his 1 bedroom house. He's shootin shit.

by SadPussyEmoCryCry May 1, 2010

Shit Bank

Those times when your in a house full of lazy rejects who refuse to flush your toilet. Then, you walk to go to the bathroom and your toilet is full to the lid with the pissed on turds of multiple human beings.

"Dude, I only wanted to take a shit, but your toilets a damn shit bank!"

"What..? God damnit..."

(2nd guy facepalms)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

Reagan-Shit

The act of taking a poop and not remembering to wipe.

Man my ass itches so bad I must of took a Reagan-shit last night.

by Jimbo1.0 October 27, 2009

Chain-Shitting

(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.

Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!

by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009