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Fortnitaphobia 

Usually found in people with common sense, those who grew up chopping down trees with blocky hands and not fucking pickaxes, swords, and lightsabers, and have usually already lost their virginity

Symptoms include:
-Fear of anything fortnite related

-extreme hate for twitch streamers

-People who say they killed Ninja

-A large bank account

-fears non copyrighted music
-Pc's dedicated to only fortnite

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Jack: Yo why has Sam be avoiding me more often?
Paul: Oh you didn't hear? He was diagnosed with fortnitaphobia
Jack: The fuck?
Paul: Essentially he cannot be in your presence as now he thinks of you as less of a human
Fortnitaphobia by Bigdiccjerry August 1, 2019
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Fortnitis 

An inability to sit straight up in one’s chair, resulting from playing too much Fortnite. The diseased appears slouched and hump backed even when not playing the game.
The fifth grade students in the lunchroom appear to have fortnitis.
Fortnitis by PErocks September 22, 2019

Fortnitian 

Have you ever met Bob? He is the biggest fortnitian ever!
Fortnitian by Dray’s Dictionary February 22, 2020

Fortnitable 

Similar to cockable, but when one is a fortnite.
Bro my grandpa is cancer free, this is so fortnitable!
Fortnitable by sturvc March 15, 2021

fartnite 

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
fartnite by balec December 23, 2021

fortniteburger.net 

A pic for gay people

Bad At Fornite 

Theyre bad at fornite must be a zane
Bad At Fornite by FaZe Tfue October 23, 2018