Douche-A-Palooza

When a crowd of four-five douche bags are isolated from a crowd, (with the exception of a couple of outsiders) and are trying to "show off", impress somebody, or are just being plain douchey.
Bob, Steve, Peter, John, and Vincent are playing basketball and keep trying to hit three pointers, but they're totally failing. Don't get me started on the way Peter tripped while doing a layup trying to impress Sheila. Can you say douche-a-palooza?
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
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Douche Bag

Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool
Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag
by your such a douche July 2, 2011
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Douche Five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.
Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.
by imdaboss856 February 10, 2014
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Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..
by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020
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miss douche

what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche
by ruckasboy January 13, 2017
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Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.
That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.
by Camel creeper October 19, 2020
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Douche-box

A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).
Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?

Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
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