Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011

Dick season

When a male has a so called period. they will turn into a complete dick for a while just like a woman, short tempered total TWAT, advantage over women is that the males period (dick season) does not have any messy red bits ;)
Depending on how much of a dick you are dick season will not last too long, also depends on who the people are around you
dick season happens totally randomly, you can be in a great mood and suddenly flip bad
enjoy :)

He was fine with me 10mins ago, we was kissing and everying and then he just went in a mood and called me a slag, think he is on dick season

by kmelton2011 June 15, 2011

dick spam

When a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarrassment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his penis creating the 'spam' clapping sound.

Damn, that boy dick spammed me so hard last night I forgot if we even had sex!

by NKARNOLD November 18, 2011

Dicked Solid

Means to have anal sex with someone so that their once loose shit has become packed and solid. Does not need to be used literally, can be used to describe rough sex.

Bro, did you hear that Samantha was dicked solid by Benny?! That's pretty gnarly, huh?

by Ian Schmidlap September 13, 2011

Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

by viduity June 21, 2020