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kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
by ana_san November 20, 2024
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Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job
Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.
by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024
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bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.
Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.
by artist6000 November 30, 2024
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Bears-ing

A team (Chicago Bears) who find different ways to lose games, specifically on the last play of the game.
Oh great the Bears are Bears-ing once again.
by Dlsneedslove December 3, 2024
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Gummy Bear

Wow, look at Kev gum the shit out of that ham sandwich. He is a Gummy Bear
by Fillup December 8, 2024
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Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.
Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024
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throwout bearing

Da twisty-turny hinge-thingy dat lets da dumpster-flap or trash-can lid open and close.
Due to so many of da modern vehicles' having automatic transmissions, fewer clutches have to be replaced nowadays, and so da metal-recycling bin in a typical neighborhood garage seldom gets opened to toss in worn-out manual-engagement-mechanism bits; said receptacle's throwout bearing therefore gets less of a workout.
by QuacksO December 21, 2024
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