Triple wet Willy

When you are getting a blowjob and you lick your fingers and stick them in both of her ears.

The wife was going down on me last night and I gave her the triple wet Willy.

by Eagle King October 15, 2021

Wet Whip

Crude insult that only applies to people called Patryk

Oi Patryk, you're such a wet whip

by Juiceman 71 December 21, 2024

wet stick

wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to

“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”

by ilovecheese6969 July 20, 2022

wet rishi

a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.

friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.

by brexitbritain May 23, 2024

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 18, 2023

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst November 19, 2015

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 15, 2023