One drink drunk

Someone who has had one drink of an alcoholic beverage and becomes drunk after finishing it

Dang! That person is a one drink drunk type of person!

by ONEDRINKDRUNK July 4, 2016

warn-v-one

When one gets drunk and takes his/her rage out on inanimate objects to warn others of their anger and their ruthless ways

Did you hear Bradley warn-v-oned his tv last night? There was glass and blood everywhere.

by Hobiewan November 23, 2016

one day flu

A form of flu that only lasts for 24 hours. You may spend the day off school or work due to it.

He's had a one day flu.

He's been off school with a one day flu.

by The Dank Meme December 18, 2016

one pump champ

A man who has a trouser monster that rivals those of the Greek gods and is said to be able to make a female ejaculate upon initial penetration.

Wow Chris, that was amazing! You are a true one pump champ!

by The One Pump Champ November 8, 2015

One Eyed Cock

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!

Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”

by Curly26 June 24, 2019

one hundo p

slang for “one hundred percent”

“are you down to go to the party tonight?”

“oh yeah, one hundo p”

by yellow bottle November 13, 2019

The One They Call Nasty

A little stupid kid that decided to comment on something he knows nothing about. Someone who is so ignorant and shoved so far up their own booty that they can't comprehend that they have autism (not that there's anything wrong with autism)

Benny: JIMMY! You are such a the one they call nasty!
Jimmy: Eat my socks!

by Be Kind To People ;) March 21, 2019