If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
Get the Two-Inch Rulemug. When you're tight with your homie
by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021
Get the two cheeks on a buttmug. GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.
It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.
This includes ASS SHIT.
It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.
This includes ASS SHIT.
It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.
Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021
Get the BALLS TWO GOmug. Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
Get the STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEYmug. by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025
Get the Seven lakh seventy two thousandmug. A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.
by Cats for life. March 22, 2022
Get the Two Facemug. by F3mal3boss April 2, 2021
Get the Two momentsmug.