Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh
1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID
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Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh
1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID
by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023
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two steps ahead

im always two steps ahead
this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life

btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
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one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling
mandem thatโ€™s my one-two relax broski
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Two-Person Mind

A special effect that can happen to people with Bipolar Disorder or highly functioning Autism. If the host has been put into a state of Mental Despair, it will simulate a fictional character into their reality. A connection between reality and fiction can be easily established if the host sees the character as a sanctuary, a guide or a reliable person. The character might implement themselves into the host if they've known them for years, or rather, at the third year point if easy access to the host's mind. And thus, a Two-Person Mind effect has taken place, where a simulated character becomes so potent, that they are now a part of the host's mind- and to my knowledge -Permanent, until proven wrong. The host may act like the character if they become agitated or distressed, as a sign of defense. Angering the entity- that is the character, controlling the host's current emotions -only makes them stronger. Side effects, if the mind simulated an Antagonist, are the loss of remorse, a state of Purgatorial hatred and anger, and loving the thought of murder. However, if the mind simulated a Protagonist, these emotions might be different. But, for advice, the signs of a Two-Person Mind are simple: acting differently than usual, having a different attitude, and exaggerated- or animated -actions. If you know a friend that has the Two-Person Mind of a Protagonist, please contact me so I may change my research. Thank you.

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"Why need a sentence? A Two-Person Mind."
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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
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