National grab tit day

National grab tit day , may 7 šŸ˜‰ Yallah girls and boys grab em big titties
ā€œIma be grabbing those tits all day ā€œ National grab tit day
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fruit roll up tits

breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.
"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"
by kate mcnasty September 07, 2008
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Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS
Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred
by Anthony J H October 20, 2007
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tit fuck her ass

when getting so hot that you wanna spread her but cheeks stick your dick between them and fuck them like they're tits.
in any case "her" in "tit fuck her ass" can be changed to it your his etc.
"That party was so insane, I think I shouldn't of tit fuck her ass." "Who?" "My girl, and seven other chicks" "You got issues." "Stop saying that or tit fuck your ass!" "Weirdo."
by jony redcorn January 19, 2009
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bite my left tit

For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.
When asked by your male boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"
by Andie4444444 January 24, 2008
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Cold Clammy man tits

Man boobies that sweat underneath when they get cold.
Ie: When you lift up your man boobs and feel it. Amazing like gross vagina or fromunda cheese.Cold clammy man tits.
by Cesar the awesome September 24, 2008
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lagging my tits off

When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.
Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!
by Thorntor September 28, 2014
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