why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

2 for 1

2 for 1 is defined as you go out with one girl and invite the 2nd girl over to the house around 9 or so. The 2nd one knows that we're fucking if they come that late. The first one pussy is marinating cuz they be surprised I'm leaving someone so I end up fucking her another day. 2 hoes for 1 date

I had my first 2 for 1 last night as a 40 year old!

by Dale Wolf December 22, 2022

9 double 1

The cops

The 9 double 1 showed up at the scene

by F1287 November 20, 2020

1 Ten

getting head by a dime chick. or a really fine ass girl

The more girls you get head by, the 1 changes so if you get head by 2 dime chicks it will be "2 Ten".

George: wattup dude, how waz dat party
Dude: fuckin great
George: Damn dude what happened?
Dude: I gotta 1 ten

by mr. payday March 13, 2011

1-800 cars for kids

A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.

"I donated my old car to 1-800 Cars for Kids"
"Bro that only helps Jewish children"

by Rev39 August 21, 2025

3 Girls 1 Cup

Just like 2 girls 1 cup but Elyse is the 3rd girl who eats everyone’s poop.

Did you know 3 girls 1 cup was Elyse’s debut film?

by Urlilangel June 21, 2022

Changing a 1 to a 0

There's no end to the madness!

It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!

by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023