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Ksi sucks

"Creature" was shit
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving, but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first male with tits
You said you had to get some things off your chest
So, tell me, why the fuck do you still have breasts?
Yeah, you're leaving the Sidemen, but, thankfully
You made the other guys
But you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet
As I chat shit about you on this old-school beat
So, let's get started on why your life's peaked
"Tommy Gun" got two mill' views in three weeks
Which means 14, 000, 000 people didn't click it
'Cause they already knew that it was gonna be shit
I rate you though, JJ, you've made stacks
But the fact is, you've killed more babies than tracks
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
'Cause none of your new singles are getting copped
The old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get dropped
Now, let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the fuck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another
Each brother's more retarded than the other
You're both so stupid, it's just obscene
Your family must have some retarded genes
You've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So, tell me, did you sexually harass her too?
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana, what a fall from grace
And he's trying to hide her from the internet

I know all the song isn’t there
Person1: Have you heard ksi sucks

Person2: yeah it’s so good
by Harry lewis wife July 26, 2024
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National suck it day

Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked
Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day
by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020
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suck ass hoe

• A hateful used up woman

• Someone killing the mood

Synonyms include
Moron, Dummy, suck ass bitch
Commonly used when insulting someone you don't like or a friend jokingly.

"You a Suck Ass Hoe! "
"Why you gotta be a suck ass hoe?"
by MiserableW1ZRD May 30, 2017
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Whisp suck

a real transgirl will sometimes go into the whisp sucking of her boyfriend as a favor"
by Snotcore August 29, 2023
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Sucking Dick

a way of "getting right" some would even say an achievement
i was sucking dick on call of duty last night top of the leaderboard every game i ate ass
by acbnkz July 28, 2022
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Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".
Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"
by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018
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