pissed

Extremely drunk

"I'm telling you cunt, I didn't get that drunk last night."
"Mate you went up to a B-double and said 'I know your secret, Optimus Prime. You were fucking pissed."

by QFRSSaddle October 23, 2022

on the piss

Australian
Consuming alcohol - drinking

"Hey Neil, you want to get on the piss with the boys this arvo?"

by QFRSSaddle October 23, 2022

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

piss pojke

isak

Man 1: look over there it's the guy
Man 2: yeah that's isak, the piss pojke.

by Elbotio October 28, 2022

Strawberry Piss

When your PP has blood innit

Joe was peeing out blood so we took him to the hospital, The doctor said he had a condition known as Strawberry Piss

by LtBeast October 30, 2022

piss kink

idk someone likes pee alot

my gf has a piss kink so she asks me to pee in her alot….

by horn knee 24/7 November 1, 2022

piss bitch

A: Someone who is a salty asshole.

B: Someone who talks a lot of game but is too scared to actually do anything.

C: Someone whining and complaining about something so miniscule that it makes them look like a baby.

A-
Salty asshole: "Wow, you suck at everything, I bet I could beat you harder than I beat your moms pussy"
Smart guy: "Man, you're such a little piss bitch"

B-
No life pussy: "Meet me at the park, I'll pop you in the head"
Cool person: "Bet"
*No life pussy doesn't show up*
Cool person: Man, what a piss bitch.

C-
Idiotic man-child: "Oh my god! You've offended me! I'm gonna make a twitter post!"
Person existing: "Stop being such a piss bitch, bro."

by thesmartguywithbigbrainsandnut November 5, 2022