Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010

kiss my cervix

When the tip of a dick touches your cerxix.

“He did kiss my cervix last night!”

“doesn’t that hurt?”
“yes but it feels amazing with the person you love.”

by jjbbon January 31, 2021

look at my chubby

When you want someone to see your penis.

Hey can you look at my chubby I want you to see if it’s a normal size

by GavinlolW July 29, 2018

Pardon my ghetto

A phrase used as a preposition before a speaker delves into full-fledged American Ebonic-English and/or into African-American subject material derived from ghettos.

Pardon my ghetto, but pink lemonade is the new red Kool-Aid

by BlackFrankLuntz November 7, 2012

my little pony

magic pony's

my little pony my little pony

by anonymous February 21, 2022

oh my lob

Oh my lob stands for “oh my lobster”. 🦞

Verlaine: Did you hear about how Czarina broke up with AJ?

Navjot: She did? Oh my lob

by Or Or November 27, 2018

Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020