carved out life

when you feel like your bf/gf just carved you out of their life and ignores you

Dude last night kallie didnt answer her phone, she hasnt talked to me in like three days.

I guess she flug you a carved out life

by loveshermanbutsometimes... August 4, 2009

calm your life

calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.

"If we don't leave now for the club we won't get in free before 11pm!!"

"Calm your life!...We'll make it."

by calianony2 December 28, 2009

casual life shitting

When you've become so close with someone that you can shit on each other's lives without anyone taking offense.

My brother and I are so close that casual life shitting has become completely normal in my house.

by pegasus1231 May 14, 2014

Retire from life

Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.

*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"

by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015

hot life guard

I know you girls were looking at me at pointe Hilton 😏 hmu

The hot life guard at pointe Hilton

by Hot life guard October 21, 2017

pre-life crisis

A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

by jclovis3 March 31, 2017

dylans sex life

another word for abstinance

dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?

ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 10, 2017