Out like a spout in a drought

There ain’t nothing left

I ‘ve hit 99, I’m out like a spout in a drought!

by Dancecookies43 December 11, 2017

Like Aidan in a Taco Bell

A phrase, used to describe something in excess.

Example 1:
"How much did you spend?"
"Like Aidan in a Taco Bell."

Example 2:
"God, do not let me go shopping, I'm like Aidan in a Taco Bell!"

by Hi I'm Mr Gay May 4, 2018

madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.

(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!

by Mistabone February 1, 2018

two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.

Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!

by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018

Like a pneumatic drill in a manhole

Fucking like well-endowed rabbits in the ass.

Lucie made love like a pneumatic drill in a manhole.

by polly pocket 89 June 17, 2018

Throwing pennies in a bowl

For when you want to make a bet that you will likely lose, but you won’t be out much if you do.

“How much do you think he gets paid for that?”
“Just throwing pennies in a bowl, I’d say not enough.”

by H1234545 June 27, 2018

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018