dick spam

When a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarrassment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his penis creating the 'spam' clapping sound.

Damn, that boy dick spammed me so hard last night I forgot if we even had sex!

by NKARNOLD November 18, 2011

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Dicked Solid

Means to have anal sex with someone so that their once loose shit has become packed and solid. Does not need to be used literally, can be used to describe rough sex.

Bro, did you hear that Samantha was dicked solid by Benny?! That's pretty gnarly, huh?

by Ian Schmidlap September 13, 2011

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Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

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Vlad's Dick

Known as probably the largest human penis on the planet, Vlad's Dick is definetley not an easy task for any woman, only the brave can handle the gurth of such a gigantic and monumental schlong.

Person 1 : Damn, that guy Vlad has such a huge punisher

Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.

by Bartholomew Nigel Alberto November 29, 2020

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giant dick

guy with a big schlong

koltyn had such a giant dick last night and he still has it going

by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

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Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

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