dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

dick thumbs

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

by Lowenbrau2013 July 14, 2015

Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011

giant dick

guy with a big schlong

koltyn had such a giant dick last night and he still has it going

by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

ligma dick

LIGMA dick is when you tell your friend you have ligma and you tell him ligma dick

You:I have ligma
Your friend:what is ligma
You:ligma dick

by Imgoingtogetthemilk November 12, 2021

Kitt Dick

A guy that has a tiny penis and admits it believing that in some way it will get him ass because girls will feel bad for him.

Aww! That poor little guy! He has a Kitt Dick!

by blowmebigfish June 6, 2010

Dick Trunk

When you gently set your nut sack on your girls forehead, thus fulfilling her life long dream of having a trunk.

I bet that dude at the bar would give me a big dick trunk! Oh yeah, take a pic and let's see!

by Elephantsneverforget January 29, 2017