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Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate cakemug.

Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
mugGet the Florida Canal Cakemug.

grunge cake

A common insult; saying someone is stupid or annoying
Stop being a grunge cake
by The Talker December 3, 2015
mugGet the grunge cakemug.

Cake Lore

Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)

Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup

Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious

Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please

Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)

"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"

"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"

in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
by big moons October 1, 2018
mugGet the Cake Loremug.

cheese cake cup

When you jizz in a mason jar then shove it up your girls ass and she breaks it by clenching her ass
I’m gonna give her that cheese cake cup tonight
by Slayrodt July 30, 2018
mugGet the cheese cake cupmug.

Sunshine cake

The act where the one smears cake frosting on their own ass and jumps onto the others sleeping face.
I gave my boyfriend a sunshine cake morning.
by anonymous July 3, 2025
mugGet the Sunshine cakemug.

Cake

cake: Lie
by HungryNine797 February 24, 2021
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