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Math time! Blud this cake is so hard 🍰🎂”
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Cake

An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.
"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."
by Zed Numar July 21, 2021
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Cake

A snake and a cat that were patched together!
Dude 1: "Hey man did you see the new animal"?
Dude 2: "Yeah! The cake?"
by queen biscuit December 15, 2022
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Lion cake

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!
by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 18, 2020
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Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.
by crabber292 December 09, 2021
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