cake is just gay bread

fruit cake. fish cake. confetti cake. pineapple upside down cake. POUND CAKE.....

cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on

oh and sugar? gay salt

Cake is just gay bread

by Sickomonster November 7, 2025

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chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

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Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.

She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!

by Qhwan August 11, 2021

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Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.

Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.

by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025

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catty cake

catty cake is cake which has the head design of a cat. it is a term created by Moriah Elizabeth is one of her video it is a tall cake and a really beautiful one.

I want catty cake on my next birthday.

by RHEA GUPTA June 11, 2024

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