A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.
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2. A lovely, blueberry covered hill that rises out of a pretty salt-water harbor.
3. If you don't like Hippies don't come here.
2. A lovely, blueberry covered hill that rises out of a pretty salt-water harbor.
3. If you don't like Hippies don't come here.
I went on vacation in Blue Hill, Maine. It was so boring that we had nothing else to do besides It so I got knocked-up.
Blue Hill, Maine drove all the normal people away so we get drunk with the local characters.
Blue Hill, Maine drove all the normal people away so we get drunk with the local characters.
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Get the Blue Premium Bond mug.Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.
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Get the Who's your blue? mug.A pretty terrible record label. Dominated by power-pop bands that make teenage girls wet themselves. The only two decent bands on the label are The Venetia Fair, who is pretty amazing, and Ice Nine Kills, who used to be great until they decided to sell out completely to scene kids and start using border-line auto-tune and focus on their aesthetic more than their music.
"I wish Red Blue Records would sign us, but we don't have matching hair-cuts, colorful flannel shirts, or use vocal enhancers and keyboards."
"Yeah dude, sometimes I wish I made music for money and not passion."
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Get the Red Blue Records mug.The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.
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Get the pabst blue ribbon mug.While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.
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