An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.
The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.
by BTiphoon June 23, 2022
Get the Bear mitzvahmug. 
by SaltyDinosaurs November 6, 2017
Get the Bubba’s bearmug. A common term for a state trooper out in the Midsection of the U.S. Most notably heard in C. W. McCall’s Convoy. More commonly heard in but not limited to: Arizona, New Mexico Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, and even parts of Minnesota!
By, the time we got into Tulsa Town, we had 85 trucks in all, but there’s a roadblock up on the clover leaf and them bears were wall-to-wall, Yeah them smokeys were as thick as bugs on the bumper, they even had a bear in the air, I said “calling all trucks, this is the duck, we’re about to go hunting bear!”
by airplanelover12 May 21, 2020
Get the Bearmug. by kingbadmon December 17, 2022
Get the rizzly bearmug. Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
by Jet Puff October 12, 2022
Get the Polar Bear Tearsmug. by SteliosContos April 12, 2024
Get the Zebra Bearmug.