Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

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We-kne job

Pronounced wee-knee job

To get the skin of a wenis and knenis and to rub it on a penis

Alice rubbed her wenis and Jan rubbed her knenis on my penis until I erupted on them both. It was a spectacular we-kne job

by ShrexyMf69 August 1, 2022

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Mind Job (MJ)

When some one or some thing does or says something crazy that blows your mind.

Kevin and Jason jumped into some bushes off of a two story building and it gave me a total mind job (MJ).

by jnepure July 11, 2009

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Kentucky Rim Job

When a southerner gives a fried chicken wing a blowjob.

Kids don't look! That guy is giving a Kentucky Rim Job

by Unified Bae March 27, 2015

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they stealin' our jobs

Ebonics for: They are stealing our jobs.

A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare

Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!

by Pizzlej March 14, 2022

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