Show me the receipts

Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!

Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"

by JrsProperty17 May 31, 2012

all around me

the best song by the amazing band FLYLEAF--
shes singing about meeting God in heaven or experiancing Him in your life--
by far the most amazing song i have ever heard.

the song all around me saved my life

by ansleygray April 26, 2008

Soz Abar Me

Sorry about me... Apologies regarding my being...

Rrrr lad I've spilt me bevy, soz abar me...
I smashed a fuckin wrong'n last night laa, soz abar me...

by InnuendoMusicUK October 27, 2011

get me a towel

An statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it's not actually an orgasm, it might as well be.

Run into Kelly Churchill and you say, "Oh my god. Get me a towel." ...because I just jizzed.

See a nice lookin Porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, "Check out that whip. Dude, get me a towel!"

Or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. But ideally your girl should swallow. This is the BEST time to say get me a towel.

by SmokyTreat April 28, 2010

Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

by Cirrhosis Cyril February 21, 2004

Hit me Up

...is telling somebody to call/text or contact you when parting ways

Jt: "damn... dude im flyin, that was some good bud"
Me: "i kno man its some killer, if you need some Hit me Up"
Jt: "yup"

by iNate October 3, 2009

kill me already

Is long for KMA

"I have maths tomorrow, KMA"
Kill me already

by TheEnglishBloke357 February 5, 2017